HUMANITY WASHED ASHORE

 PHOTO OF THE DAY; SAND SCULPTURE
                                                 

 #HumanityWashedAshore Indian Artist, Sudarsan Pattnaik's sand sculpture depicting drowned Syrian boy - Aylan Kudri. Sculpture done at Puri beach, in Odisha, India

Frank Lampard enters Guinness Book of World Records for scoring against the most EPL opponents.

Footballer Frank Lampard has entered into the Guinness book of records for scoring against most EPL opponents. Former Chelsea star, Frank Lampard has been presented a certificate for scoring against the most Premiere League opponents.

The New York FC midfielder in his 13 years career with the Stamford Bridge side, as well as his previous 6 seasons at West Ham and a brief stint at Manchester City scored against a total of 39 premiere league sides, a record which has now made the 2016 Guinness Book of World Records. Lampard also scored against Chelsea while playing Man City.



His last game for Chelsea against Stoke City on April 5, 2014 saw the 37 -year-old soccer star score his 250th goal in his club career.

IS WENGERING A CRIME?

 ‘Wenger’ becomes a verb

 TO go out shopping and return home empty handed is now described as to ‘Wenger’.

 The Oxford English Dictionary said ‘Wengering’ is a tendency found in stubborn, parsimonious middle aged men who cannot handle the concept of inflation.

Examples of ‘Wengering’ include: “I went to Marks And Spencer under orders to buy some new socks. But they didn’t have any like the last ones I bought in 1976, so I Wengered, came home and asked my wife to darn old my old pairs instead.”

Or there is: “My toilet had sprung a leak but the plumber I called was charging £50 an hour. So I Wengered – I had my son try to fix it instead, as part of my youth policy. The toilet flooded the bathroom but the important thing is, I stuck to my philosophy.”

Or alternatively: “I am a multi-millionaire whose children desperately need new bikes for Christmas. But I went to Halfords only to Wenger when I saw the prices.

“Imagine the faces of my children when they open their presents on Christmas day, to find their old bikes patched up with sellotape. I will explain to them that now they are mended they are the same as new bikes.

“In any case, they will be more than adequate for the brief trip we are making to Europe this year.”

THE DAILY MASH

GAMBIAN SIABATOU SANNEH; WATER FOR AFRICA CAMPAIGNER PARTICIPATE IN PARIS MARATHON

Siabatou Sanneh ran at the 39th Paris Marathon with a Jerry can of water on her head

A Gambia caught the eye in the just concluded Paris Marathon as she carried a Jerry can on head while running in the race.

Siabatou Sanneh was using the opportunity to create awareness for women in Africa who travel a lot of distance just to get  clean water.

Siabatou Sanneh ran at the 39th Paris Marathon carrying a Jerry can of water on her head, while holding a placard that read: 'In Africa, women travel this distance everyday to get drinkable water.'

The 43-year-old mother of two says she and her daughters walk eight kilometers every day with a bucket containing 20 liters of water.

She says the exhausting routine is necessary for her family to drink, cook and wash clothes.

ADORABLE: Chris Brown finally shows off his daughter on instagram

God has blessed me with my twin #ROYALTY 

The big gunn, Chris Brown finally come out. He just hit his official instagram page. The 25 year old singer shared this photo of himself and his daughter Royalty on his instagram page and wrote "God has blessed me with my twin". 

TERROR HAS INFLUENCE: BOKO HARAM'S ABUBAKAR SHEKAU MAKES TIMES INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE'S LIST

TIME MAGAZINE MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE 

Africa most brutal face of terror made this year's TIME MAGAZINE 100 most influential people's list. In as much as he is well know,I personally don't think that this man should makes this list. We only hope  this  doesn't get into  his  TERROR HEAD. 

THIS IS WHAT TIME MAGAZINE SAYS ABOUT HIM:

Most Americans do not yet recognize his name, but the citizens of Nigeria, Africa’s most populous country, know Abubakar Shekau all too well: he is the most violent killer their country has ever seen. Shekau took over the terrorist organization Boko Haram in 2009 after the group had been weakened by Nigerian government forces.

Shekau, who is believed to be in his 30s, began to stage increasingly daring kidnapping and killing raids on schools, churches and mosques thought by Boko Haram to be violating their interpretation of Islam. The taking of over 200 schoolgirls in April 2014 brought Boko Haram into the international spotlight.

By most accounts, Boko Haram has killed more than 10,000 people and is spreading into neighboring countries. Shekau’s latest action may finally summon a U.S. response: he has publicly aligned his group with ISIS, the terrorist group that holds territory in Syria and Iraq and has expanded its reach into Yemen and Libya.

SEE THE FULL LIST ON TIME MAGAZINE

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                                    ARE THE TROLLS AFTER KANYE WEST ?

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